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evhead: Funny answering machine greetings. The personal blog of Evan Williams. The person. Friday, September 06, 2002 Funny answering machine greetings. I missed a call while reading these. via boingboing Home About Me Originally from a farm in the middle of Nebraska. http://www.evhead.com/2002/09/funny-answering-machine-greetings.asp
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Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages Machine Theme Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. http://www.zeltser.com/humor/answ.machines.html